I cut 97.1 out of my life about three years ago, and aside from occasionally thinking it would be fun to have a drink with Gator, I don’t miss it. 

I’ve been chewing on this for a bit now, and after seeing it last night I’ve figured out my issue with your assertion. There are dozens of random background characters mulling around at any one time in this movie. Couldn’t we just assume that all of the seemingly random characters in the background come from pop…

CAMPUS POLIICE took the report. Ergo...(Latin)...it happened on campus. But yeah, sure...in the spirit of the Olympics, perform some mental gymnastics to explain how this doesn’t have anything to do with the culture of sweeping this shit under the rug at Michigan State.

“24-year-old cop”

If there’s no Cable, whose mechanical hand (a left hand) is that at the end?

My family’s policy has always been: you can keep your first foul ball, but any subsequent balls you may catch go to nearby kids. Same for home runs, but you can keep it if it has subjective significance. (i.e. Your favorite player hit it, it was a walk-off, it was a playoff game, etc.)

Wee Willie Keeler said “Hit ‘em where they ain’t.” Last time I checked, “they” weren’t in the stands.

Demon’s Souls remaster for the PS4 or GTFO.

Yeah, you’re really on to something here. A film that was nearly universally praised is actually terrible, and only YOU can see that. Is being a visionary hard?

I’m up for re-enlistment in 13 months, and I’m almost 100% certain that I won’t be re-upping. Prior to his election, I was strongly considering re-enlistment; now I’m hoping to wait his temper out for the next year and change.

“The 50 largest foundations in this country each have assets of more than $1.8 billion”

Their fans are fine in the venue...it’s the PARKING LOT where they show their true colors. I also worked security for a venue; Phish was my first and last show. We couldn’t leave until they cleared the lot. This venue (DTE Energy Music Theater) is a huge amphitheatre nestled into a residential area. As such, there’s…

“Christmas tree conglomerate”

Cue the MRA’s defense of Mixon in 3, 2, 1...

Somebody get Burneko on the phone...we’ve got another “rainbow cake” on our hands!

I’m remarkably regular right now, but I attribute that to being four weeks into a creatine cycle. Like many folks who use the magic powder that is creatine monohydrate, I routinely experience bowel movements that can only be described as “alarming” and “schedule-altering.”

Pile of discarded foreskins that magically gained sentience.

I’ll add #16: why was the player piano playing “Black Hole Sun” in the saloon? It was right around the 37:00 minute mark, when Maeve and Kissy are wrapping up for the evening. Is this a hint at the timeline we’re in? Something to make the Newcomers feel more at home?

Look at Herbie sprinting up Mount Hot Take!

And yet the Penn State linebacker was ejected for having the audacity to attempt an interception.