Happy to be of service, citizen.

Paul Simon disagrees:

Hello...I’m with the Internet Police. Could you please describe the individual who held a gun to your head and made you click on this post and then comment on it?

I wonder...do police officers lose their 1st Amendment rights due to their jobs?

Reading all these terrible puns makes me wish for a bird to come and Mackinaw my eyes out.

Quick aside to once again praise the commenters of Kinja for being the best in the game. I first saw this article via Deadspin’s Facebook page, and 99.99% of the “comments” were just idiotic vitriol that PROVED THE POINT OF THE FUCKING ARTICLE! It was all “Stick to sports”, and “They ain’t sick, they’re scum!” Nothing…

“Wow...that’s terrible.”

This seems like an overreaction by the 49ers. I mean, it’s not like he did something terrible like kneel during the National Anthem.

As an employee of Sloan*Longway, I thank you for supporting the arts in our city!

Flint native here. My father, my paternal grandfather, and all but one of my five uncles were shop rats. My father died young, but the rest of them made it to retirement at either Buick City or Truck and Bus. They all live comfortable, post-retirement lives, and they all decry the union and vote Republican. I don’t…