CORY BOOKER!! Please run, Cory...please.

That is far too simplistic.

I get the thrust of this article, and it should not be assumed that there is a magical “now it’s time to get serious and move into together” social stigma.

Click bait title basically.

The headline is a bit misleading. You should definitely experience living on your own in between living with roommates and living with a significant other.

I think a lot of this might come down to where you live. We don’t know very many church goers and it’s pretty common for people to be non-religious or openly atheist around here. But I definitely know people in other, more conservative parts of the country who have to be super secretive about being non-Christians.

Check the tweet: she isn’t a millennial, she’s a millennium. Ivanka is 1000 years; she’s like the Willenium, but blonder.

Whatever, teachers aren’t saints and everyone has to blow off steam about their work. It’s also a well known fact that teenagers are awful (I can say that, having once been an awful teen myself). Maybe work on your firewalls or something.

Sorry, these have for the most part already peaked chart-wise. Cheap Thrills will be the Song of the Summer when all is said and done.

See also: getting into the good diner for brunch just before all the churchies.

I regret only that I have but one star to give.

[Sounds of door slamming, tires screeching, engine revving, geriatric neighbors yelling “slow down, hippy].

I prefer to follow Dalton’s advice:

are you me? This is exactly how I’m approaching the primary, and my friends on both sides think I’m a traitor.

1) This dumb election has made every single politically minded person lose their minds and I can’t wait until it’s over

I’m thinking this election cycle is going to save people TONS of money by helping to cut out lots of friends.

Worst part is I genuinely really enjoy watching Barca, even tho I’m an Atleti supporter (Real Madrid can go fuck off). The officiating is just bad all over, whether Liga, Uefa, or Copa. Its incredible where they find these “refs”. At least in the EPL we know which refs are great and which are bad ahead of time, and…

If you can afford Equinox, it’s worth the extra $120 bucks per month, rather than working out at 24 hour fitness.

Make sure to drink one for Rauner wiping his ass with five million dollars tonight. Dunkin’s loss and McCann’s win, the two most expensive leg races in state history thanks to his cash, show that that asshole can’t buy the state of Illinois.

1. Take pre-workout.