So, he can’t stand Melissa Harris Perry, Angela Rye and now you. Well at least he’s aimed his vitriol toward a man this time. From what I can see “Dr.” Boyce Watkins offers something for everyone: A black business school that will guarantee financial freedom for the underserved (for the low, low price of $3,000 that…

“Caucasian death star,”

I would love to be goal-oriented, but I’ve been in survival mode for so long that it seems impossible. I have a lot of jealousy/envy for people who have room in their life for goals.

Are you goal oriented? I think I figured out that the reason that I’m frequently jealous of other people’s successes isn’t because I want to be pregnant, get married, write a book, etc., but because I envy their ability to set a goal and then achieve it. I own a house and I have a job. But I don’t really have any…

I wasn’t buying the “satire of a frat bro” sctick back when 3OH3 was trying to use that shit as an excuse for their disgustingness and I’m certainly not buying it now.

I have a sexy santa outfit that my neighbor who was a stripper gave me from her days on the pole. I haven’t worn it yet but I like owning it for some reason.

Oh, good, labial split pussy bows are back in fashion!

Punch him once for me too.

FUCK I keep forgetting his parents live in the subdivision behind my street. Right, well if there are any news stories in the next month about a woman punching him in the face after seeing him in public, that’d be me.

A MOTHERFUCKING CANDLE COSTS SIXTY FIVE DOLLARS!?!?

A MOTHERFUCKING CANDLE COSTS THIRTY FIVE DOLLARS!?!?

Whether or not he had a gun is irrelevant though, since North Carolina is an open carry state. But all of the recent events in the past few years clearly indicate that open carry is a law applicable for white people only. But god help you if you are a black person exercising your right to legally carry a gun in those…

I didn’t expect anything different, but damn. I truly fear for people (particularly black folks) who have any sort of mental disabilities. Just because a cop feels “nervous,” that should not give permission for any mentally disabled person to be executed in the street because their actions may appear unusual. What…

Guys... if he didn’t want to get shot he shouldn’t have been sitting quietly in the car reading. I mean, he’s kind of asking for it.

They didn’t add the unspoken “and clueless as fuck” that the writer was thinking.

“Culturally, [I’m] perceived as being white, male, upper-class, privileged.”

Hildabeast Clinton and the Vagenda of Manocide is probably my least favourite JK Rowling book.

Whether it’s satire or just moronic rambling, it’s not successful as entertaining or enlightening or enjoyable writing. Just very lazy and not even smirk-level humorous.

Oh for fuck's sake. THIS is the exact type of comment people are talking about when they talk shit about Jezebel commenters.