My S7 is starting to get slow and the battery life sucks but I’m about to pay it off.

If only General Zod owned a football team.

Kinda hyped for a 90's ska revival just for the stupid puns tbh

I’ve heard Soros relies entirely on his bank shot

I remember liking a band in the 90's called Skanatra who did Ska versions of Sinatra songs. They had a guy in a tux on stage , sitting at at table on stage who only smoked and drank for the entire show.

How do I know you won’t take my money to Applebees?

Foles foils Falcons; fucks Falcon’s formula for final fight for fulfillment, fortunes for foreseeable future.

Kudos to Anderson Cooper for making his panel stop saying “s-hole” or “s-word”; he then used “shithole” and told his panel to use it because that’s what Trump really said.

#SunglassesWhoWork

Richardson was apparently very disappointed to learn he had to sell the whole team rather than each player individually.

“It’s good to be in the kitchen. The kitchen’s in Pittsburgh, PA, this week.”

Statistically speaking, he doesn’t even sniff Rivers or Roethlisberger (especially with a better understanding of stats today versus 13 years ago) from his own draft class. I think in general he’s an average to above average talent that benefited from a stable organization and extremely good health. He basically has…

McAdoo is a finalist for the Wade Phillips Cup, the trophy given out to the NFL coach who looks the most like the assistant manager of a tire store.

*Reads first 11 words of your post.*

Since he is going on Sean Hannity’s show it sounds like he would rather cry with the sinners than laugh with the Saints 

I am digging Damon Harrison’s Really? face here.

So when you’re a Jet you’re Jet all the way?

I always love kicker dogpiles. Kickers have such a weird job within the context of football, much of their practice is off by themselves. They might interact with other special teamers, but it’s unlikely Elliott has much to do with Wentz or Kendricks in his day to day.