And think of the jobs! Now my uncle from Ohio can have his dream job of being a field hand on an Idaho potato farm!

There are bigger crowds around the free sample carts at costco.

Puzder is reportedly “very tired of the abuse...”

She’s not here to make friends!

Hey - she’s not there to make friends.

“Upholding the Strategic Arms Reduction Treaty may entitle your family to significant financial compensation!”

“Hey how’s it going? If you’re watching this tape; Congratulations, you’ve just been elected President of the United States.”

This is a real kids book. (I enjoyed reading it for fun, 45 might want to read it seriously.)

Yes, that was the important takeaway from this joke, serious internet person

Yeah! After this entire article that was focused on Trump’s uncountable and infinite shortcomings in the job he pursued for a year and a half, how about those OTHER politicians???

Hi, I’m Troy McClure. You may remember me from such elite career orientation videos as “So You Want To Run General Electric?” and “Orientation The Right Way: Welcome To the St. Louis Cardinals.”

Today we’ll learn together about the exciting world of being the President of the United States. First, welcome to the Oval…

Hahahahahaha! I imagine him being escorted into the White House Break Room to watch a VHS tape while sitting in a folding chair. “Here we see Will talking to Erica. Will thinks Erica looks very pretty in her nice blue dress. What should Will say and do next?”

Ugh, and the 3 hours spent on benefits. Do they match 401(k) contributions? How long till they’re vested? And figuring out deductions since he’ll be paying DC and NYC taxes?

No those people need to be reminded repeatedly and loudly that they fucked up bigly and are fucking morons and we all hate them.

Fuck them. They did a stupid thing and should be made to feel stupid.

In some ways, it still amazes me that 60 million+ people thought he was qualified for this position. Then, I turn on the TV in the morning and hear Stephen A. Smith yelling, and drive to work behind some guy going 55 in the left lane on the highway while listening to some guy on sports talk radio talk about what he…

Why has our country not started discussing the possibility of a buyout? Offer him two billion dollars or so, he’d take it, we can afford it, then we’d be done with him, and this horrible nightmare would finally be over.

One time, I forgot about a presentation I had in fourth grade. I didn’t research or read anything. Totally forgot about it for weeks. I did my best to wing it, but I only fooled the other idiot kids in the room, not my teacher. Every time Trump speaks, I hear that presentation.