I sincerely believe that the line of thinking that Will espouses above is completely part of the problem that gave rise to white nationalism, Trump, and all manner of other issues, rather than a solution. When our country is becoming more consciously divided than maybe anytime in the last 3 decades, many people’s…

This is not a good article.

I’m not going to let you site calories as the concern if you’re talking about bacon as your preference. You can say carbs, if you’re one of those Amstel light motherfuckers, but I won’t accept calories.
Besides, you counteract the sleepiness of the carbs by drinking heinous and unhealthy amounts of coffee. Then you…

I think Curt Schilling should be in the hall, too—the hall of great big buttheads!

you must be new here, huh?

Rick Perry gets to kick the whole thing off, as he’s now responsible for the design, testing, and production of all nuclear weapons.

Angels GM: After reviewing your MRI, we saw something with your right arm that we think might create serious issues with your ability to pitch in the future.

I don’t know. That’s gonna need a huge amount of shiplap.

This strategy works equally well for stealing buckets off of missed free throws or from the back of an armored vehicle.

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

A career backup, McCown fell to his death after the picture was taken.

You did a good job of crow-eating there.

I learned that you are clearly a misogynistic misogynist if you think anything other than misogyny caused this misogynistic mess. Don’t criticize Hillary’s perfect campaign, misogynist! Misogyny.

Putting people on the moon was pretty cool.

...or maybe that Hillary was an overwhelmingly unlikeable clam who couldn’t be trusted with something as simple as classified e-mail?

When the DNC chooses their 2016 candidate in 2008 and then rigs primaries against the democratic candidate chose by the people in 2016, they get what they deserved. Oh and use two-factor authentication

I’m devastated, too. But, I think your comment (which reflects an attitude towards Trump supporters we both shared) is the problem.

HOT TAEK:

I hate cliche but never been more appropriate: LOW ENERGY

Nice to see Huma has finally sworn off Weiner for good.