I sort of feel like Deadspin and its sibling blogs have declared us so “completely” or “incontrovertibly” or “totally” fucked so many times, how can these new decisions add any more to the 100% of fuckedness that we’ve already supposedly achieved? It’s almost as if some level of hyperbole is being employed, but I’ve…

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Why is that?

I can’t believe people are still talking about the popular vote. If the popular vote mattered, the numbers would be completely different. (More Trump supporters would have voted in California, more Clinton supporters in Texas, that sort of thing.) The popular vote numbers, as they exist, are useless.

I can’t believe people are still talking about the popular vote. If the popular vote mattered, the numbers would be completely different. (More Trump supporters would have voted in California, more Clinton supporters in Texas, that sort of thing.) The popular vote numbers, as they exist, are useless.

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yeah, Trump sucks, but America will be okay!

I mean, Hillary would have kept on lobbing bombs over onto those kids in the Middle East, so I don’t know why you’re just now apologizing to them.

This is my first visit since 2008-9, but can’t you all just get back to discussing ~*sports*~ on this sports-specific site?!?!

Shouldn’t you toss a bit into the collection plate too, to help keep the lights on and pay for heat & A/C?

I think I can offer some insight here. Before I started a regular 9-5 desk job, I used to poop a couple times a day. Now that I’ve been here awhile, I look for reasons to leave my desk whenever possible. I poop about four times a day now. I actually believe my body trained itself to poop more often, so I can escape my…

Yes, I agree. My final paper in my final class for my MBA was an argument that Michael Scott was a brilliant manager the entire series.