More than I can count, but none of the others involved my favorite team winning a game in a still-competitive-at-the-time championship series

I do love Gawker questioning other people’s sources. Good stuff

The Royals would be such a likable team if they weren’t such whiny bitches. They’re a young, fast team and I love their style of play, but man... shut the fuck up. You won the World Series and you get to celebrate on opening day in front of the team you beat, which almost never happens. That’s your “revenge” for a…

While it does show how difficult it is to multi-task, it fails because it demands an interaction completely divorced from pretty much anyone’s experiences.

Gotta pay Hulk somehow.

idk if this is still a hot take or not: I really, really like A-Rod.

you yelled what? Sorry, my hearing is bad

You sound like my wife when we’re around better looking men.

Wait, are you implying that he couldn’t understand me when I yelled “SWING YOU MARVELOUS FUCK, SWING” at him in Game 7 of the 2006 NLCS? Well that explains a lot.

These guys figured out this one weird trick. Neurologists hate them!

“Violent man attempts to forcibly obtain tape that ‘news website’ is willing to pay small fortune for”

You are a pretentious cowardly piece of shit.

Hold on - he was a dude that had a drug and alcohol problem and so we all laughed at the antics that those things generally generate. But explain to me what is “Bad Man” about that? Is he accused of embezzling, deliberately hurting people, sexually harassing people?

with those domestic violence charges hanging around, Suggs to be him

People are saying she follows Clarkson and Russell on ig, but she somehow had no idea who he was when this happened? Mad fishy.

Bullshit. Doesn’t pass the smell test at all. She has clear motivation to push this as it forwards her personal agenda. No proof what she says is true. She has photos and a vague story.

It would have helped if they’d been better actors. It’s a really fun idea though.

God, I wish this had been in the NFL. Just imagine if Antonio Cromartie was bringing almost a dozen kids into the locker room or side line.

So Sale was obviously the one who complained to Williams in the first place, right?

Yeah, but a lot of those picks would have probably been for black guys.