“Maybe Jon Hamm shows up as an old man, and at one point he falls down and he can’t get up and tries to sleep with her friends”

In what universe is “a emo” correct?

No, he’s actually playing Commissioner Jameson in this one. The multiverse is some crazy shit.

Hooray, Todd episode! 

So basically actual spying without all the over the top, unbelievable action sequences. Not every movie needs gore and shock to convince.

Honestly begging the question how Miller got to be a potential cornerstone player in Warner’s stable.

Noel Gallagher may be correct that Harry Styles isn't sitting  behind an acoustic guitar figuring out the middle 8, but that's just because Noel Gallagher's songwriting references are at least 60 years old. 

Can you really call it best melody if it’s all done on a piano? You have to hum it for it to count as real music.

So sad you think that the sins of the artist are more important than the art. Pathetic, really. 

> elicit power bombs

Brian Eno. He just isn’t going to do that sort of thing. If you know anything at all about Brian Eno and/or Roxy Music, it is, indeed, obvious. If you do not know anything at all about Brian Eno and/or Roxy Music, then this might seem opaque, yes. Sometimes things are mysterious.

Kind of weird how the headline and the article are directly opposed on how we’re supposed to feel about this.

Jesus, how much do deaf people masturbate???

No one should be afraid to speak because someone they offended will get violent and punch them. The appropriate course correction for words is words, not hands.

The redwoods are nice.

Most importantly, The Flash will be returning for season nine ...

Doctor Hugh

I still maintain that Shaloub’s delivery of that line is, arguably, one of the best delivered comedy lines in movie history.

Everybody wants prosthetic foreheads on their real heads!

I believe in a spy thriller they’re tactlenecks