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This reminds me of the time Van Halen made Gary Cherone their lead singer, in the sense that nobody will remember this a year from now.

Please tell me that somewhere there’s a band called Point Blank and the Organization...

Wouldn’t it be “Hanks the Tank”, in the vein of “Attorneys General” or “Passers-by”?

Remember when there would be hundreds of comments on a recap/review of a single TV episode on this site? And if it was for an episode of Community the number would be in the thousands? And you could look forward to a Sean O’Neal masterpiece every Friday afternoon? It’s so sad to see the AV Club going through a…

Gone are the days of AV Club where the first comment would be:

Lulu, who in turn does not end the movie by stalking and killing her former human ally in an orgy of bloodshed

The correct answer is Dave and Maddie from Moonlighting. Why does no one at AV Club actually know anything about television or movies?

Dave and Maddie from Moonlighting deserve a mention here.   

There is no best will-they-won’t-they couple. There are only bad and worse ones. It was a tired, irritating conceit before I was born and now it’s just beating the damp patch where a dead horse used to be.

I would have rather had a third season of The Tick.

They clearly have interstellar travel, since there are immigrants from Pizza Planet living and working on Earth.

A few googles would’ve sorted you out fine.

Maybe it was part of a weird plea deal.

Cruise is a punk. The movies he made were trash, not anything at all like the novels. ANyone who likes Cruise is a punk.

If you’re rooting for this Bus Bench degradation of defamation precedents, then you’re a fucking idiot.

You can’t be defamed by fiction.

Meh, he was a little stiff.

His performance as Christine Baskets is one of my favorite performances by any actor in any media.

Rudy, the problem with The Cos’, ya see, is the snorkem flizzum with the skizzum florp, ya see, Theo!