You know what could help avoid this confusion? Write your own fucking song.

Back when she was Lil’ Miss Goo Goo.

tedious pop-culture debates that need to just die.

“It’s also worth pointing out that McConaughey’s specific political beliefs are still… kind of vague.”

Murder By Death

Yes!

I have an oddball choice: Peter Bogdonavich’s Noises Off.

I will throw in my vote here for one of my all-time favorites: Silverado. Kevins Kline and Costner, Danny Glover, Brian Dennehy, Jeff Goldblum, Rosanna Arquette, Linda Hunt, John Cleese (of all people), the list just goes on and on. Everyone turns in a magnificent performance and it is SO MUCH FUN!

“For an additional $756, guests will also be given ‘blasters’ crudely carved out of wood. They will be required to make their own ‘pew-pew’ sounds.”

With the Animaniacs at their disposal, this needs a playable Chicken Boo with costumes of every character a la Kirby in Smash Bros. or I’m not interested.

Do they though?

So now we know that it doesn't matter if cows are slaughtered or they escape; either way, they have a good chance of becoming sliders. 

Fun Fact: When Swordsman died in the comics, a sentient Space Tree reanimated his corpse so that he could marry Mantis, who was Swordsman’s girlfriend, so that they could fuck and she could give birth to Space Tree Jesus...

I get Renner may suck as a person, but he is a good actor, and does a fine job when they give he the space and dialogue, as seen in AoU, Civil War, and Endgame.

I’m glad he mentioned Cloud Atlas. It’s a film that takes some big swings, and it doesn’t always connect, but I love its ambition. I think it’s really underrated, and I had an absolute blast watching it in theaters.

I feel like they’ve made a rod for their own backs with that title, when every conversation about the show has to start with: “No, not Mare of Easttown, that critically-acclaimed show that everyone loved last year. No, it’s not related to it. No, we don’t have Jean Smart...”

If smoking rollies, being rude to your co-workers, and stinking is what makes a great actor, I know some people in my neighborhood who deserve Oscars.

I don’t dislike Leo, but I have a hard time envisioning anyone else topping Powers Boothe’s performance as Jones in Guyana Tragedy.

Victor.  His name was Victor.