Zack Snyder’s Quisp V Quake.

It's for over 40 year olds!

I watched three quarters of the first episode and could see the appeal it might have, but its a vein that’s been mined to death.  Not for me.

And just the right time to be directing people to someone's Twitter feed!  Well played! 

“Has there ever been a sequel with higher expectations that stuck the landing this hard?”

Sounds like a lot of work.

Oh, he is...he is.  I understand.  From a friend.

Indiana Jones and the Dial Up of Destiny.  You will believe a man can eventually go online!

...clean sweep...clean sweep...

So this week the AV Club is the Aubrey plaza?

My flamboyant best friend, an aging, bitter, but angelic car hop at the local roller skate drive-in, agrees times five honey!

“It was like Murder On The Orient Express. Everyone was the murderer.”

The universe really is the size of a postage stamp.

Then, after the beast was ritualistically and methodically tortured and slaughtered to the delight of the crowd, we ate its testicles! Ole !

The Twelve Chairs. Railway workers recreation hall buffet.

Jay Leno released.  Burn center expected to make full recovery.

Last hurrah for John then. When it came time for a solo career he was musically bankrupt.

I hope Q Division fixes him up with some nifty gadgets cause...you know.  Getting up there.

The Hateful Eight is Enough

If I were a centaur, I'd be a minitaur.