Reported!

The Big Bucket of Sawdust.

A schoolyard full of slaughtered children is unimaginable loss. Let’s keep things in perspective.

And he was doing that "Jalapeno on a Steek" routine right up to the end.

God help me.  I get this.

Groomed her? Shampoo was 1975.

Just leave Millie alone!

If McShane is in this press release but not in the movie I will sue the studio.

Black Panther 2:  Wakanda.  Whatever.

When copy editors need nail the headline...

I don’t know who this gentleman is but this story fills me with an intense, indescribable sadness.  He shouldn't have been alone.

The article is a repository for all of the AV Club’s extraneous commas.

Why would she put a messy bun in her sweatpants? Oatmeal I understand.

Frostbite Falls, surely.

Pushed to the altar?  That's way out of line.

Comedy is now legal on Twitter. That’s where I plan to go for big laughs.

Don't let this man anywhere near comedy.  

I read your book.  You magnificent bastard.

Bateman will star as a slightly sketchy but good hearted young attorney whose transformation from Casper Milquetoast to Pancho Villa will be as exhilarating as it is heartbreaking.