If it will make you feel better, I promise to leave Britney alone.

Every accident, by definition, is an accident.

First paragraph: 

Diana was a celebrity who died young. Dime a dozen.

Shouldn't that pfft be a snikt?

Wome!

Rob Riggle is Chameleon Boy’s secret identity. For God’s sake,  don’t bring that up with Alan Moore.

Okay with the writer but I wasn't much impressed with Ms. Marvel.

Carol Merrill is spinning in her grave behind door number three.

If people weren't invested in fictional bullshit there would be no monarchy to begin with.

I was SO off base about what "go at it with Superman" meant!

So the big question is why? Why was I the one? There has to be some kind of reason.”

Is there an article about Watchmen somewhere every day?  Does he spontaneously Tweet about it unprompted?

Volume 4, number 38 is the last issue of the “real” Legion.

What is the point of the “daily reminder” snark?

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.  That's wilde.

While that may be true, his next reservation at Balthazar is three weeks away.

The real Justice Society are mostly killed off in the first episode. The group Courtney puts together should properly be called Infinity Inc.  As for the Black Adam movie,  this looks like a jumbled mess so you really don't need to know any comics history.  The movie will hold your hand.

Just say no.

He scanning wedding announcements and mapping out his farewell tour.  Jeff Goldblum will be opening.