Who’s still alive on the AV Club?

But shoes have eyes and tongues. And they’re tired of being walked on.

Taco Bell, only restaurant, shit. (be patient. the joke is writing itself)

Shaheen is quoted as responding, “LADYBOY! Why does this keep happening to me?!”

But what does the Fox News head think of radio?

“It looks like you’re trying to navigate a really shitty comments board. Would you like some help?”

The objection is clearly not to the fact that a message is being sent in this fashion, the objection is to the message that is being sent. If this were predominantly white players taking the knee to protest a perceived anti-Christian bias in America, Mike Pence wouldn’t be walking out on any football games.

All granddaughters are great.

So you concede they’ve participated in porn.

Which one is less mainstream and is going to help us drain the swamp?

I’m so tired of bein’ tired

My sister’s ex husband can’t get no lovin

He is painfully thin...

“More details to come as soon as we can determine how delicately we need to tiptoe through these tulips.” God this site sucks.

Surely Valerie Harper’s Valerie Hogan should be on this list.

If you know the feeling why is this dipshit being mentioned anywhere again ever? His little thing popped up, his little thing went proof. Zero ripple on the butterfly pond. Rest in peace, fleeting aberration.

I don’t think anything connected to Barbie is original either.

Two SNL mainstays win for their roles on a “Comedy Series” when the show itself wins as a “Variety / Sketch” series. WTF.

Up top, my brother.

As you will be even through the commentary reel. Never go full retard.