Mock if you will (and of course you will), the man is spot on the money.

Infinite boobs! It’s not why we live, it’s why we die! Death to the infidels!

Point to your “masterpiece.”

I’m an amphibious lifeform on the planet Xenon and I though I was keying in my breakfast order at Mickey D’s

“One of Newton’s resulting photos wound up in the band’s press kit, and another on a poster.” But guess how many photos from the photo shoot ended up in the article about the photo shoot?

Sunshine on my waist band. 20 songs about being a muffin top at the beach.

Are you really into years....

Sit here for the present.

micro....wave....?

If Piggy’s got the conch, we’ve all got the conch. Did nobody think to use protection?

Fender gypped kite flub.

Like a mature chimpanzee with retard strength?

You can say Kunta Kinte !

“You have one chance left...” WTF?

Reserve seating is bullshit.

That was the first movie. This one is Kingsmen: The Golden Shower. Completely different.

Meta manga. Sounds fascinating. I will seek it out.

The thing I remember about the Death Note manga is that it had a definitive and acceptably satisfying conclusion, then inexplicably went on for another four or five volumes.

I deduct points from Police Squad! for recycling so many jokes from Police Squad!

“Milking,” eh? VERY good.