That’s a boy who knows how to get a pity hug from one of the cheerleaders after the contest

”Sorry you got offended” - Osama bin Laden

Hopefully he does not want to take a guitar lesson any time soon.

Hopefully he gets what he deserves and is sentenced 4 years to life on the Browns.

Wow he caught that wicket* right in his wicket*

You seem grumpy today Barry I know why. You probably did not get enough sleep last night, let me tell you about the NEW TB12 sleep line

Good job tennis lady out tennising the other lady

Does he beat out Ted Cruze for most punchable face? Because it’s got to be close

Hmm I am going to need to wait and see Nate Silver’s projections before I can get excited

I don’t know anything about Duke women’s basketball but I am positive they deserved being embarrassed

Best part is they owe him an additional 11.5 million dollars so he got paid 14mill for one season....

He was the soberist one in the whole venue.

What do we want?!

“No thanks” - Tyler Locket

Dude has to spend the day in St. Louis cut him a break

Sark hears news and immediately pops champagne

If that’s the best throw you have ever seen you have clearly been ignoring my 4th grade highlight reel I sent you with me lighting up my best friend Tony’s back yard using an official John Elway Nerf Vortex! I would like to see Rodgers thread a pass through the branches of the Williams’s old oak tree.

Reddit much?

“Who’s got 2 thumbs and is going to fuel First Take for the next 2 weeks? This guy!” - Tony Romo

He is not the only Vikings fan that wants to hang him self after this season.