Stop, my penis can only get so hard

Nah just think the ethics of working for a company that you don’t believe in are gray not black and white. Not about to argue about it on my phone on Christmas Eve

Oh my man life must be hard for you, have a good Holiday

Yeah! Dumb bitch should start her own multi national media conglomerate if she actually wanted to make change.

Lol I was excited when I find 20 bucks in my pocket at the bar last night...

Yeah! But if you watch it backwards it shows her headbutting his hand and I mean he is a running back after all.

Even in Gif form you can hear him yelling “Kobe” as he releases it.

Wow you really hate women don’t you? Sad.

Phew, for a second there I was worried she did not deserve it.

He looked a little Goff after that hit.

I mean maybe she should have thought about the repercussions before she made that totally BS call.

Wow, these guys are being pretty sensitive about not being allowed to dress up their teammates as women any more. What a bunch of girls...

NoOoOoOoOoO! I want Adan pacman Jones left to his own devices for a week in Las Vegas once a year.

Ben Hogan can really scoot.

This is huge for all those rookies who almost got forced to walk around wearing Minnesota Twins jerseys for 162 games.

It’s going to be such a cool moment when his grandchildren explain to him what he did on this play.

I remember all the goofy shenanigans I got in to in college....

Bagel with cream cheese and maple syrup

Wow in 2016 my pet died of cancer, I got run over by a car riding my bike and had to watch Donald Trump be elected president.... But peanutbutter and honey?! You mad man you made it all worth it!

If your neighborhood has an acronym it sucks.