Daily reminder that Bob Ley is a national treasure.

Meanwhile, my Dodgers continue their epic quest to commit the greatest choke job in American sports history. Fuck Pedro Baez. Fuck everything.

I would rather have a naked drunk ryena russillo in my guestroom than have to listen to another minute of will cain

I’m not campaigning for Kaepernick to get a job, as I have no horse whatsoever in that race. I am, however, interested in poking fun at the absolute tidal wave of pushback that comes whenever it is suggested that NFL teams are staying away from him because of his politics, and not because of his play. Obviously it’s…

dog hello

I can’t wait for the Stugotz hot takes to come from this.

He went 1-1 and the second he got that hit against a Tigers AA quality reliever they yanked him for a PR. Cheap way to end a streak kinda like bunting on a perfect game

It’s all fun and games until something goes wrong. What if they fell and hit something, even killed someone? They could’ve killed the guy who someday invents the app that offers socks delivered to your home. Or an app that monitors your stapler usage for you so you never run out. I’m enraged at these two. Their antics…

There are not nearly enough Rockets games on this list. Brace yourselves for three and a half hour orgies of exaggerated head-snapping, desperate flailing, and madcap shrieking at the slightest hint of contact! It’s going to be a DELIGHT.

Whoa whoa whoa, Michael. Settle down.

I’d also point out that you’re making your hot dogs all wrong. First you open the bun, add the condiments you want. Then you add the dog on top of the condiments. The dog keeps the mustard and relish in the bun and off your shirt.

Very suspicious...why would a tennis player date a kicker?

DAMMIT

100% of Hollow_Logs didn’t know J.D. Power did anything other than award every car every award.

In fairness to Michael, he was high as shit and really wanted a haircut.

My favorite part about this whole meltdown is, if all the dominoes seem to fall where they seem to be falling, that JR Smith could be the focal point of this franchise in less than one calendar year.

When will we as a society start saying “fuck off?” Seriously.

Jake Paul, a former Vine star who parlayed that into a Disney Channel gig

I still think our American asshole is more embarrassing.