That looks just like the one that was in my yard last week. He shows up every 5 years or so in Sayreville, NJ.

I think I absolutely must have this. Put my dog in the left front seat, put a non-functional steering wheel on the left, put a quick connect on the functional steering wheel, and hit the town.  The kids at the Taco Bell drive through are going to be so confused.

Largish snapping turtles (over a foot) the average person would be better off using a bin or shovel than picking them up. Mean little sob’s..... They can jump, lunge, and have surprising range in their neck and feet to claw and bite.

You are missing the Nürburgring sticker, or better yet, this one:

Oh don’t worry. I recently made a purchase that’s really, really idiotic.

So I need to take a break for now.

(More on this later).

So now companies making data driven decisions about how much profit they expect are considered racist for doing so?

The Changli in the bed made me think of this:

Come on, we all know about the SRT-10. Not only are we reading Jalopnik, Daddy Doug told us about all it’s quirks and features.

Thank you Chang Li for bringing joy to our world. What a fantastic action shot. Can’t wait to hear all about the subsequent electrical short, rescue by Nissan Pao, and installation of the Swindon electric crate motor.

Jason - I’m in Raleigh - how do I sign up for a ride? I’ll let you test drive your choice of a 300 hp MINI Cooper Clubman JCW or a two door stage 2 tuned 3 door 3 cylinder turbo. You pick! 

You kinda glossed over this, but doesn’t that qualify as a “full-size” spare? If so, another unexpected bonus!

How long before you come out of a store to find a petulant child sitting in it and a harrassed parent trying to find where to put the coins in?

Warr...an...ty....?

I thought this was for sure a deliberate modification to prevent floorboards from rusting out by continuous application of oil.

He was! May the Schwartz be with you.

Imagine the situation, the J10 drivetrain has a catastrohpic failure, so the Changli tows it, but as it has a limited range AND the J10 engine is still chugging along, they jerry rig a couple of jumper cables to charge the 12v lead acid batteries from the chang li with the J10's running engine WHILE towing it.

How could you not?  Mel Brooks was adorable in all that gold face paint!

I also can’t wait to see the video of you towing David’s truck with this thing after the J10 breaks down halfway home ;)

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