New game:  Buffalo or the former Soviet Union?

Nobody said he had to be fitted into it in a single piece.

Mixed people will just say that they transcend race, like a bunch of Visions created by Ultron.

I needed a good laugh.  Thank you.

Who doesn’t try to make 69 gesture in a picture with their in-laws?

The Irish, Italians & European Jews have officially passed the baton of hate to the new buffer races Asian, white Hispanics and mixed races that can pass.

You will never again have nothing to do on a weekend with a house. BUT you have a place to keep your crap. Congrats. 

I mean it’s an open thread. Is there any reason why it can’t be auto posted at like 6?

Ohhhh. I am here early enough to comment rather than read!

The older I get, the more the term hysterical provokes a cold, decidedly unhysterical, fury.

The phrase: “The mother of all meltdowns,” attached to Serena when male tennis players like Andy Roddick and the guy literally famous for his short temper, John Fucking McEnroe really REALLY puts into light how sexist tennis is.

First off, Passions was FIRE.

I thought about this guy this morning when some dude drove down my one way street going the wrong way. For a second I really thought about chasing the dude down or calling the cops... just because I am the person most effected by one way street/gated community layout, I have to drive like five blocks out of the way...…

That’s how it works in the NRA’s paradise. Grab your gun, and you can start shit with anyone you want. This man’s deranged obsession with handicapped parking was backed up by his gun.

“Usually, I run around threatening and screaming at everyone, because I have a gun in my pocket and it gives me the courage I don’t naturally possess. But this day, this man stood up to me. Well, that really scared me, so instead of backing away from his family that I was just threatening, I whipped out my courage and…

I find it troubling that you can relate with the parking spot monitor more than you can the guy who protected his family after he came outside and witnessed some psycho yelling at his girlfriend. Your priorities are kinda jacked up, son.

Call me crazy but I don’t think this really had anything to do with handicapped parking spaces.

You have nothing of significance in common with this murderer if you have never felt that you had the right to kill someone because they challenged you.

I didn’t see this right away and I called Dr. Hern’s office to ask how I could donate money directly to the practice. I had a fifteen-minute conversation with Dr. Hern himself. In addition to being a hero, he is a very humble and cool guy.