I’m proud to be Okogie from Muskogee,

I’m sure Uncle Jon is going to be red-faced with embarrassment. 

Duran’t always get what you want.

Part of “it’s a business” is acknowledging that teams are incentivized to get the best value possible from any player demanding to be traded.

Hold on, Kevin. This is a bad look, but you keep creating these burner accounts and joined a 73 win team after choking a 3-1 lead in the WCF.

LeBron needs to chill the fuck out. Donald Trump whines less about his wall than LeBron does about being gift wrapped a top 10 player for scrap. The Pelicans don’t “owe” you or Anthony Davis shit. AD is free to threaten to go there as a FA all he wants, but now he's having a temper tantrum because teams aren't falling…

Jason Whitlock must be an only child

That’s good enough for the “Lone Star State..."

Think of children while you’re fucking Jerry?
REPORTED!

Not for a certified edgelord!

What about if it’s a band called Rick Tongue and the Middle Fingers and, in spite of their unfortunate name, they’re pretty good?  It’s ok for them, right?   Asking for a friend. 

Yeah but those guys in particular are massive shitheads about it

It’s pretty obvious what happened.  There was no bear.  It was Bigfoot.

Nothing but respect for MY President. 

Weird that the privileged son of a billionaire with substance issues would be acting like this...

Dude, he already said he was from Philly, no need to reiterate.

Thin-skinned plus poor reading comprehension....bad mix.

Alshon-ymous sources? 

...was long on criticism, firm in his belief 

“The source, who was unnamed but reported to have an 11 inch penis...”