Next gen stat - after 3.6 pints of the black stuff, I start getting wicked smaht.

Duh, the ones that have robiotics.

Matt Ryan finished the year with a 108.1 QB Rating and a 70.6 QBR, his 2nd best behind his MVP season. Eli Manning has NEVER had a QB Rating over 94 or a QBR above 70. I’m sure Arians is more interested in scoring 30 points every time he plays Atlanta.

This is weird, right? Didn’t Ariens retire due to some major health issues just a year ago? His wife begged him to retire?

about 90% sure he stopped because the gig was up, not the harassment

Yes, the man who pretended to be a woman online, and was rightfully accused of lying... he’s the real victim here. Him and all women like him.

Jesus Christ, the internet...

Not da mamma

announced in early November, then unannounced two days later, and finally un-unannounced after that

Hue Jackson has a good shot of picking up in Cincinnati where he left off.

Pardon me, but my understanding is that mid-Atlantic NFL teams are not allowed to retool their offenses when their starting quarterbacks get injured.

Witten and McFarland are harmless dopes. I like it when they disagree and continue as the game moves on. It’s like they’re with you at the bar.

Packers brought in Mike McCarthy after the game and fired him; he was not expecting it, per source.

I’m Adrian Peterson and I approve this message.

“Daddy, no!”

It probably helps that you’re not in a relationship with Reuben Foster.

Our thoughts and prayers go out to both John’s family and friends

His legacy is winning a national title as a freshman at Syracuse.