You can find the e92 BMW 328ix coupe with the 6-speed, and Safari that sucker, for well under $20K. Advantages: the 2011-ish NA I6 may be one of the greatest motors BMW ever made, it comes with the XDrive, manual is an option, you'll already get plenty of side-eye so you may as well get it in a Bimmer.

This is why I want him to be my team's Quarterback. Competitivity: Extreme.

Stay gold.

This is, perhaps, the most effusive and eloquent take-down of Trump I've ever read and, yet, he will never know it for all the words.

God damnit. I had never considered that my team's HC was a Retrumplican, but now I'm convinced that he is. Thank you, Sir, for your shitpost.

Keep yet libral propoganda outta my garage, commie.

This is absolutely false. The Total-Loss threshold is defined by the insurance industry as the price point created by removing the salvage, or perceived scrap auction value from the car’s market value. If the cost to repair exceeds that number, it is deemed a Total-Loss and the insurance company then refuses to…

Alen Hanson: All the fun of Javy Baez without the arrogance.

My buddy and I drank that the first time we got drunk. He puked green all over my bedroom.

We used to drop those in the dumpster behind the police station and hide to watch the officers come streaming out to see WTF?

Sophomore year in high school, we had a week of minimum days. Monday, as we got out of school, I decided to tell a couple friends to come over because no parents. We smoked in the house and played poker, got the house aired out in time for the parents’ return, no big whoop.