Because Gawker Valleywag 3.0 Beta 2 needs an Outrage of the Week™ and Uber didn’t fuck up today.

excuse you but that should be “It’s a hipster holocaust center”. gees.

Rich kids inadvertently paid thousands of dollars for authentic refugee experience.

It’s a hipster concentration camp.

Do you even juice, bro?

easily appreciated schadenfreude.

Essentially the dealer sets a certain discount margin within the system...

Online car buying without stealerships can’t get here fast enough.

“The car, according to Blue Ribbon News, was donated to the Genesis Center by a local resident battling cancer:

I know, right? Where’s the screaming chicken yellow or Statutory Grape? That’s what rich people who buy new S-class Mercedes really want, to draw a ton of attention to themselves with ostentatious and outrageous colors.

This is what Mercedes-Benz calls “color” for the 2017 S-Class. Only five almost-indistinguishable blacks to pick from? This palette looks like the rainbows you see in the People’s Republic of Imgonnafuckingkillmyselfistan.

I’ve driven manuals more years than automatics, and while I like manuals, they are a pain in the ass for daily commutes.

I pretty much would prefer a sticker to pay and go where everyone pays the same and some people dont get fucked because they dont know how to negotiate or the retailer wants to fuck them over because they’re not “car” people.

As a buyer of a new Demon, I’d rather have a blank plate than one with my name on it. I’d assume resale value would be much higher on a blank plate car than one with “Pinks1ip” on the dash.

CNN Money Article:

They probably would’ve been fine if he hadn’t repeatedly insisted that his “chocolate starfish” could swim where ever it wanted.

Corporations keeping wages low is one of the reasons why consumers demand lower prices. At some point the expansion of credit is not going to be enough to compensate for the loss of purchasing power and companies are going to learn the hard way that maximizing profits by keeping wages low is not a good long term…

That’s all Nissan sells these days anyways, rental cars. CVT all the things.

That scared Morgan!

I know it’s easy to Monday morning QB it, but it seems like the Peugeot had a ton of room to veer around the Morgan to the right. As always, it’s impossible to know what went through their head; the Morgan was entering the road from the right and moving left, so perhaps he/she thought it would be possible to get…