Of course it’s a Tennessee plate.

I agree 100%. I wonder if he’ll have to put his car back together again to qualify for the buyback?

He fucked himself by bragging before the fact.

While I love the pre-facelift 3rd gen TL, it is just barely edged out by the post-facelift 4th gen TL, IMO.

Wasn’t his wife acting shady too? She said something to the effect of “You didn’t say too much, did you?”

It’s awesome, but I wish it had the option for IRS.

HA!!

And I am cursed to forever live in the Bible Belt :-/

I’m not sure I agree. Where I live the fact that the kid ended up in the storm drain unharmed would just trigger a “God is great all the time” Facebook post that gets hundreds of shares and all the slack-jawed yokels would go around jerking each other off about how “Jesus guided that baby to safety with his protective…

Is it fair to say he “recounts” the crash when he remembers nothing of it?

God yes.

JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST you can't make this shit up

I’ve written some stuff for Oppo but I’ve not been gutsy enough to post it yet.

I’ve written some stuff for Oppo but I’ve not been gutsy enough to post it yet.

I talked to someone on Jalopnik whose wife was from Mississippi but that’s as close as I’ve come to interacting with another Mississippian on here. Is your name Matt? I’m Matt as well LOL

What is that?

Who buys a heavy duty truck and neuters it with an ugly, ill-fitting camper shell??

I thought “Jesus Tittyfucking Christ” was the Mother of All Cuss Words?

I live in rural Mississippi and I saw a 2016 Cruz bumper sticker on a Volvo wagon just two days before he dropped out of the race. Bizarre.

As a very early production Dart GT owner whose car came factory with the wrong bumper and not-for-public-consumption tires and lots of weird Blackberrys programmed into my 8.4 Uconnect I have to agree... An aftermarket warranty would have been best.