I think pic 1 is a bandaid & that everyone should avoid romance with dude because he seems exhausting 

She’s moving on the the next relationship and in the lyrics, she’s found someone new to move on with, herself.

I find it really charming that she is able to laugh at her mistake and doesn’t take herself to seriously. I continue to grow more fond of her, and wish her the best. 

I think his idea is to joke about it until enough time has passed that it doesn’t sting anymore.  Seems like a reasonable approach...and he is a comedian.

Ive seen alot of people go through a tough breakup and instead of airing to the world how hurt and sad they are, they make jokes. Either to break the tension or some attempt to show everyone they are “fine” even though they are not fine. I think Davidson is likely pretty hurt by this whole thing but instead of sulking…

I refuse to believe that Justin Timberlake has interesting enough sex to need a safe word.

I dont think its right to admonish people who chose to go to the gym rather than just walking/cycling/running in their neighborhood. For me, its so humid where I live and my allergies are so bad that I can’t get a good workout outside. Ive been paying for my gym membership for a year now because going to a class to…

Who else thinks a “normal person” means a 22 year-old yoga instructor from a wealthy family with a lifestyle blog?

Ah, I’m doxxing myself because my friends all know this story. I waited until daytime to write it because it scares me so much.

The kid did a great job with the costume. I love it.

So we are critiquing a 13 year olds costume that doesn’t appear to be racist or any other -ist?   Doesn’t seem more harmful than the plumber butt crack showing costume. 

Meh - I think this is fine and pretty funny.

The two white dudes who essentially abandoned two women in a van to drown? Basically just got fired. Tell me again that this isn’t about skin color.

Yep, I never worried about weight in my teens... but since becoming a mom, I’ve gotten lots of criticism of my weight (it's supposed to mysteriously vanish overnight, leaving behind no stretch marks or loose skin apparently). It’s annoying to admit that reading this article made me think about what I weigh relative to…

I think her ass looks cartoonishly large on the show and in paparazzi pictures so they probably did airbrush it but forget the ass whose face is that????? That woman doesn’t look like Kim at all. Looks like it could be Kim’s second cousin or some shit.

Her body and her whole face look super airbrushed....is that seriously even KKW? If the title hadn’t said so, I would’ve assumed it was a wannabe KKW model...

Thank you for finally speaking against Tatum, your stand has inspired in me the courage to say that he has a block head.

The shame that I must bear is that I am tempted to click each one of these links and read them in full.

I think Cosmopolitan is milking this break-up, just a touch.

Damn, that is a good (but terrifying) one. 10/10 good dog.