You are exactly right. They are not going to vote for Kavanaugh *despite* the fact that that he is a(n alleged) rapist. They are happy to vote for him *because* he is a rapist. What it signals that he won’t a let a silly thing like having respect for women get in the way of making decisions that support the party…

They don’t give a fuck. They’ve made that much clear already. A letter from Jesus Christ cosigned by Ronald Regan wouldn’t stop them. They want a rapist on the supreme court, so a rapist is what they’re gonna get.

Compelling evidence that he’s definitely not a belligerent drunk amirite?

Her statement is hard to read, and, importantly, incredibly specific and damning. She mentions other witnesses willing to speak, she’s worked in the government for years and holds multiple security clearances, and she submitted a sworn affidavit.

Kid cooking shows - YES

Probably the exact same things that happened during everyone else’s Senior Beach Week, except Brett was rich so he probably had better booze.

Why would any sane person truly believe this proves anything? What am I missing here?

It took a Comedian (I believe Trevor Noah) to ask the only appropriate question regarding this evidence....becase all the lawyers on the SJC dont’ have the balls to ask it:

“Judge Kavanaugh, would you accept this piece of evidence as a credible defense in any criminal proceeding you’ve ever overseen?”

Yep, I’ve checked the numbers. No rape on the calendar. He’s clean.

Where is the other side of the calendar? Show me dem birds!

Re: vampire baby: “they look on Google images”

Wow I COMPLETELY forgot to include my favorite Twilight video in this post, which is Robert Pattinson’s last press tour for the franchise where he openly shits on the movie and everyone in it. 

But why do I feel so gross?

How have I not died yet?

THE CULTURE IS TRASH

Thank you for calling this “2014 Tumblr” so I didn’t have to.

This is great, and I want this to continue.

The proud, clearly fake, ignorance is what pisses me off.

Hailey Baldwin looks fantastic and put together in every picture of her. Justin Bieber looks like a scruffy bit of random human debris picked out of the gutter in most pictures of them together. This pairing is mindboggling in it’s offense against aesthetic suitability.