Weird ass hill to die on, girl. 

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Can we restart the discussion on cultural appropriation?

Maybe she thought it was the musician Banks, who seems a lot more her style.

I think it is more likely that Elon’s handlers, such as they are, scapegoated her for his drug use/erratic behavior (even though all that was obviously going on before her). She seemed ALL IN on him to a sad degree.

Welp, there goes my lady boner.

I wanna say Grackles, because they’re irritating and make a lot of noise and don’t even offer exciting plumage (at least in my area. I hear there’s some prettier varieties).

She looks really cute in all these photos, like a Menudo fan at the mall in the 80's. Now I wish she was my friend too and we could go buy earrings that look like fruit at Gadzooks.

Ew.

I assume this tweet is Dunham’s way of saying, “you said you’d love me until you die, ‘till you die, BUT YOU’RE STILL ALIVE!.”

I was thinking about how I could take this southwestern salad that I really enjoy making with black beans and cojito cheese and put it in a roll, and then I thought about how I might want to use something thicker than a rice wrapper because it would be warm and I’d be concerned with it falling apart -

My entire life is built around a charade of the life I want people to think I live. So, that’s wrong, eh? Commence existential crisis.

Her cookbook, which presumably took several years to research, photograph, and write, is called Tales From A Forager’s Kitchen.

I mean, I’m not a Bella Thorne fan, nor do I know who she is, but claiming that somehow she’s copying this other palette is like saying gap is copying ann taylor because they both sell crew cut t-shirts in black. This is a pretty standard palette layout and it’s not like the colors are identical or something. Come on.

Cookbooks are fucking hard. They just are. You spend years, if you’re worth a damn, putting your soul into them. The editing feels like a daily root canal. You test, you re-test, you re-test the re-tests. Then comes the photography, which usually ends up looking nothing like what the author had in mind (unless the…

Sounds like they typed with foolscap locked.

1.) It’s an excellent essay.

I’d love it if this was how Elon Musk found out she was in his house.

is...maybe coming back?