Right? I’m in the midst of packing (movers come tomorrow AM and I am suddenly questioning why I own 20 mugs), and this has me feeling so much better! I will play this as I go out for a celebratory rum cocktail once all this packing is done.

UPDATE: it’s not Fenty Beauty, it’s MY QUEEN PAT MCGRATH

Looooooove this. It was pretty much exactly what I imagined it would look like (well, Miami/Puerto Rico/island vibes at any rate) and it will slot nicely into the “we need reggaeton” Despacito-shaped holes in our hearts.

I’m totally with you. Having been on both sides of the equation (single, rich social life, great friendships / married, spouse is the “big relationship” in my life, spend little time with friends), I don’t see why the latter should be everyone’s ultimate goal. I happen to love spending time with my spouse, but I feel…

One of the hardest realizations I’ve had post-college is that I seem to value my friends so much more than they value me (there are definite exceptions, and these are usually the ones who are also usually single). I’m always the one who makes the effort. Sometimes I know it’s because they’re just busier than me, in…

Idk my parents have been married over three decades and have always had their own friendships that they make time for because they are whole people. Of course our family and their relationship were their top priorities but they’ve maintained their own lives outside of their family life. This is really important now…

Regarding coleslaw sitting, this is funny, because I prefer it when the dressing is mixed in early in the day and the ‘slaw is well saturated. Different strokes...

Yeah, the article says singles should make time for couples, but in my experience it’s the couples who tend to close ranks and only do things together or with other couples.

This part was rough to read too:

Why would anyone be “jelly” of a shoddy wig made out of Golden Retriever fur?

I really hate this trend of random, mismatched little quasi-prison tats all over people’s bodies.

Sean Mendes is having quite the face journey in that TSwift gif. The more compelling half of the gif tbh.

THANK YOU! I hoped I wasn’t the only one who noticed that. Do you think he bought it for himself, or was it a gift?

A diamond pinky ring? Really?

“I read Betty Friedan’s book because I was very curious about it, and it’s so whiny, it’s just enough to drive a modern person mad to listen to these suburban housewives from the late ’50s ensconced in their comfortable secure lives complaining about the fact that they’re bored because they don’t have enough…

If eating day-old pizza were deadly, no one would graduate from college.

Wino forever!

I didn’t realize how sad Post Malone was until I saw him live and instantaneously stopped liking his music.

The "pirate" aesthetic is kind of his thing, though. If you can't picture him as a swashbuckler, most of the allure disappears.