Thank god Mr. Koonin was there to defuse racial tensions

I’m 29 and I can not tell you how many times I’ve daydreamed about going back and playing little league, not as a kid, but as an adult. I would fucking dominate and feel a power that I’ve never felt before. Imagine getting a 40mph floater right down the middle and taking it deep, rounding the bases while staring…

I will never look at simps the same again. Thanks, you butthole, for ruining porn for me!

We know Billy

If ESPN keeps losing people at this rate I might start watching again!

I don’t know what you’re talking about, I’ve never seen anything biased or bizzare on Deadspin before.

My wildly speculative guess is that married Lieutenant Casanova has a lot of explaining to do.

I just noticed your username. HOME OF CHALLENGE PISSING!

I agree Romo should get a shot to play. Prep them both but play Romo. Why? I’ve been here before:
http://articles.latimes.com/1992-01-05/sports/sp-2584_1_nfl-playoffs 

I wrote this and posted it on FARK 12 years ago. It is, to the best of my recollection, a true story, and not a conflation of events that occurred during a rather traumatic year of my life. I was bullied a lot that year by a lot of rich kids. Joe Buck was one of them. And to my best recollection, it was he that I…

Even worse, on July 31st, the exact same situation happened (2-2 on Toronto) and Showalter took the correct decision: Let Britton pitch on bottom 9th and 10th, and eventually let Ondrusek get the save on 12th.

This is true for a lot of managers. I will admit many are a waste but there are also a lot of employees who (falsely) assume the manager doesn’t do anything because they never see the work. One of my manager duties is I audit documentation for shop floor employee procedures. I feed this info back to the training…

Berman: Beh. Burrrr. Bahh. BEEEHHHH

i can talk myself into Duensing, I don’t think it’s correct but bringing in a lefty to face the #9 hitter is whatever. When the top of the lineup comes up and Britton doesnt come into the game, he loses any benefit of the doubt. That is indefensible, and that’s obviously not in hindsight. I cannot believe the…

I like it on the bottom. Usually it’s the cue to go check out my phone and/or laptop. However, for the life of me, I don’t understand the graphic that tells you who has the ball and where. It makes no sense. Words are fine there--less is more.

Don’t judge. He’s just killing time counting attendance.

THIS. Look at the messaging from non-Trump GOPers this cycle. They know the anti-gay battle is lost in the eyes of the public and the anti-gun battle is on toothpicks.

Productivity is up overall over the years, but because the “American way” is an 8 hour day, people in general are finding more down time between tasks. In the past the 8 hour day was an efficient use of daylight hours to complete tasks that were nontrivial and would be a significant drain on stamina. In the present…

Right. Video games are another way someone can while away the hours. There are any number of things a lazy, unmotivated person can do to occupy themselves. If their video game console broke, they wouldn’t immediately throw on a suit and start a company. They’d watch TV or sleep later, or something else.