Well, the game is the game.

Sorry for speaking ill of the dead or whatever, but why would any collector want Yordano Ventura or Andy Marte’s autograph? Marte was a bust and Ventura was mostly unrealized promise. Neither autograph will have any future value at all?

The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which. The door opens, and a man calls for Boxer. Boxer trots up to the door, where a man’s hat is placed upon his head and he is helped to stand on his hind legs. The next day…

Incoming 6 receptions for 71 yard day against a Belichick scheme.

The Sports Reporters is a legendary and vital component in sports media history but its last decade replaced the thoughtful sports journalism of its earlier versions with bizarre debates between curmudgeonly old-timers and more contemporary bloviators, with the addition of a few token women. The loss of John Saunders…

You guys should have seen how fast I x’d out of this window when someone else walked in the room.

Found out about two years ago they sell a de-icer spray that comes in an aerosol can. It blasts through the ice on contact and is pretty much the most badass thing ever. I live in MA and that I can clean my car off in 30 seconds without a scraper is well worth the $3 it costs for a can that lasts about a month.

GM is a moron and the CEO is worse but am I the only person fascinated by the season ticket holder who is Very Serious about making player and front office personnel suggestions because he and his wife spend 4-5 thousand a year at the stadium?

Wrong Kraft

Pictured: Kim Kardashian and Kanye’s brain in human body form.

I’ll show you, you asshole. I *WILL* prove it to you. This is my year and I’m going to drop weight and commit to a healthy routine. I went to the gym yesterday and guess what! I’m going to go back today. Right after work. Or maybe after dinner, or in the morning tomorrow.

Certainly this has nothing to do with Gordon Hayward playing the same position as Crowder, being better, and being near the top of the Celtics wish list. Oh and he’s a favorite of Brad Stevens going back to Butler.

A guilty pleasure of mine is sticking toothpicks in my ears. I’ve been doing this for at least a decade and have yet to injure myself. Pulls out wax and gunk occasionally and more importantly feels great.

It’s actually pretty easy to triangulate Kelly’s worth as a coach now. He isn’t equipped to be his own GM. He tried and failed to overhaul the roster while simultaneously installing his system in Philadelphia, which is understandable because there are only three or four coaches on earth that can do that.

Newt’s politics are awful but he’s really done something special with that Broncos defense.

You can sell me on not flagging the hit on Newton. He did slide late and I didn’t see any obvious sign that Murphy intended to level him with a hard hit. Maybe I’d have swallowed my whistle on the Newton taunting penalty though.

They’re either tied for third or in last depending on how you look at it?

Cowboys should have picked Ramsey. Zeke is cool and good but a retread like Justin Forsett would probably be having a similarly great season behind that offensive line. Alfred Morris and Darren McFadden are, even.

Tobias was a top 5 prospect... where? He’s an abysmal prospect. He’s 24 struggling to complete in High-A with 19-20 year olds. Good thing the Sox cleared up that “cap space” though!

Would it be that messy? This happens to a contending team virtually every year, see 2015-16 Denver Broncos.