The Browns!

Você deve usar o banheiro agora!

Too late.

That paragraph about vaginal inspection is absolutely alarming and this article isn’t without merit, but I don’t think it’s unreasonable to disagree with the headline, which summarizes that “The Debate About Caster Semenya Isn’t About Fairness.”

Nope you’re right. On second thought, letting US athletes fall victim to the ceaseless institutionalized corruption in Rio and Brazil is a desirable outcome. My apologies!

I’m glad that Lochte and Feigen(apparently) are back on US soil. None of us know what really happened obviously but regardless, nothing good comes of two US Olympic athletes being ushered through the cesspool of corruption (and literal cesspool) that is Rio and its criminal justice system.

It couldn’t possibly be that the people who robbed Lochte were real police and not make pretend police, right?

Uhh yikes yeah guess the guy is a bit of a turd in the punch bowl then.

The best part is the Trump song is an obvious parody by a noted stand up comedian.

RIP The Fat Baseball Man

I’ll take being called small over passing up $54m to continue trying to play (when I want to keep playing anyway) every day of the week.

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Lol, in Italy if you call the police they come over and make a nice pasta dish.

I’m willing to indulge your point a little bit I guess, particularly because I too think Lupica is a hack. But when I say that Whitlock is a good writer, I’m not analyzing the technical aspects of his prose. A guy with a good sports column doesn’t necessarily have to be Hemingway. Before he went off the deep end, his…

This is the last good thing I can remember from Whitlock: http://www.foxsports.com/nfl/story/jova…

Counterpoint: Whitlock is actually an incredibly talented writer but has some glaring personality and ego issues (not unlike other successful writers!) that have contributed greatly to the failure that was his tenure at The Undefeated and almost every other platform.

Let us not over-parse the meaning of a “chug,” but instead focus on the Post’s choice of phrasing: “someone threw a can of beer at him,” which to me implies someone tried to pop Costas in the side of the head with a beer can (Philadelphia fans know what I’m talking about).

John Rocker: [reading Martellus’s “NFL” meaning] Wait, it doesn’t really stand for that?

I wouldn’t make the claim that he did. It is ironic, however, that this site has been very critical of Simmons and yet uses literally the same tropes. A humorously sardonic, hyperbolic mailbag answering questions from the common man. It even has the e-mail of the week!

Fuck Bill Simmons!