So even the black people in his projects are half white. Gotta love it.

I don’t know, I think it would be fun to see the text Chaz and Elijah get when their grandmother dies.

Chris Rock will make one or two jokes about it, everyone will applaud and nod their heads furiously, and then nothing will change.

It is common knowledge. Sorry you’ve missed it.

Of course they did.

It wouldn’t even be so bad if there weren’t 40 other awards shows preceding it. As narcissistic as Hollywood is, it still blows my mind that they feel the need to pat themselves on the back for 4 straight months every year. It’s pretty revolting.

Why shouldn’t he be allowed to participate?

Who is your sister?

I don’t listen to him, but I did hear his Madonna interview. I don’t think I’ve ever heard an interview where she was so relaxed and natural and conversational. Usually she is playing the character of Madonna in full force.

Because John Lennon didn’t evolve, he died. Saying you want to change is easy, but we never got the chance to see if it would habe actually happened.

Of course I wouldn’t love it, but it wouldn’t be a big deal. It’s not wrong, it’s just a rude way of saying it. And, unlike what we’re talking about here, that would be intentionally pejorative. It’s not something stupid like turning a perfectly innocuous word into an insult.

I don’t understand vaginas. Pussies, I get.

You’re welcome, toots.

As a gay, redheaded man, I can say that there are no shortage of euphemisms to describe me. And I still think that it’s dumb. Life is too short to spend it with my panties in a wad over somebody’s choice of words.

I was going to ask if it was her time of the month actually.

Seems like a dumb thing to let get under your skin, but whatever floats your boat I guess.

What should they call you?

She is working hard for that Kate Spade discount.

I worked for the USPS through the 90s. They have a very strong union, but lunch breaks were never paid. I don’t think that’s abnormal, I’ve never had a job with paid lunch breaks.

I was with a guy who kept working his tongue into my nostrils while we were making out. Intentionally.