Some people are so touchy.

Webcam model!

Song of the year is for the songwriter. Record of the year is for the actual recording.

Isn’t anybody going to tell her who Rob Schneider’s daughter is?

I’ll take that as a yes.

Are you a publicist forthe show or something? You seem oddly defensive and dickish about a show that’s only aired one episode.

“Judy” by Gerold Frank is fantastic. 700 pages documenting Judy Garland’s life. She was definitely the Amy Winehouse of her time.

I’m reserving judgment until I hear what the Kardashians think of this.

Yes it is. They love using “pert posterior".

He’s basically the white version of our previous mayor. A camera whore who accomplishes nothing.

There is no way she’s only 53. I saw her at an IHOP in Pasadena about 5 or 6 years ago and she looked 60, easily.

HamNo must have such a boner from this story.

What’s with the hipster Johnny Casino band?

It is definitely based on the movie as much as it is on the play.

It’s very reminiscent of the videos we used to make at the county fair in the late 80s.

Don’t forget all the “clever” Jason Bateman pictures that will accompany them.

Has there ever been a Twitter fight that didn’t make everyone involved look like complete idiots?

So the three singles she’s already released, to middling success, don’t count as the first tracks?

You can do it. It’s just tacky as hell.

Unless the pregnancy is from a rape, then yes, she can decide not to get pregnant. That’s not obvious to you?