I got pinkeye once when a drop ended up in my eye. Apparently semen and contact lenses are not very compatible.

Wakka wakka.

Ok, so what exactly is the joke with not using their names in the article? I have a great sense of humor, but I’m missing the humor in doing that.

Gotta love Jezebel, where “rich” is considered a more descriptive adjective than “royal”.

Dealing with gay men is its own kind of exhaustion.

Blackish is wonderful, how could you not like it?

Well considering this is a blurb from an anonymous source in a gossip column, I don’t think we should take it as absolute gospel on what Madonna does or does not put into her body.

Yes, I’m sure it’s actually Madonna’s butler doing those elaborate dance routines in her 2 hour concerts on her 6 month tour. She’s backstage with an oxygen tank just counting her money.

Thank you Captain Obvious.

It sounds like hell, but you can’t argue the results. Madonna’s body and stamina are pretty impressive for any age, let alone 57.

He’s 15 and 7-11 stores exist. If he wants a cookie, he’ll have a cookie.

Can we get together?

Most photos of me warrant a bitchslap at the very least.

But it wasn’t unprofessional. They hire Kathy Griffin because they want a certain tone for the show. Don’s comment was perfectly in line with that. If anything, it was very professional for him to participate in Kathy’s brand of humor.

Please. She took her top off in the middle of hosting a live tv show. Her tits were fair game. There is nothing offensive about what he said.

That was me when I heard Waterfalls on the oldies station.

Appetite for Destruction came out the year I graduated high school. My cousin, who is 2 months older than me has 2 grandchildren. Guns and Roses are moving into grandad band territory.

Seriously. She’s been a mother for almost 2 decades and this custody issue is the most scandalous thing we’ve heard involving any of her children. Given that she’s the most famous woman in the world, and has the work schedule and wealth that goes along with it, it’s nothing short of remarkable that her children seem…

Cher! Madonna! Jay’duhn!

That is not Madonna at all. She is not frivolous with her money. You don’t get a net worth nearing a billion dollars by living a super extravagant jerk life.