Well apparently someone needs to as you sound pretty clueless to the reality of the world.

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Why do you keep posting the same exact response over and over?

You’re surprised that the conversation focuses on the gorgeous, wealthy, Oscar winning actress who has been a tabloid fixture for 2 decades instead of the barely known, horrible dudes she keeps choosing over and over? Do you not understand how people work?

All he had was his Mexican birth certificate. There was no way for them to even know if it was actually his or not.

It’s not alleged, it’s a fact. I know someone who has one, he was in and out with the card in less than 30 minutes.

Yeah, that’s a really dumb statement in the article. It’s pretty obvious that her plan was to give birth in the United States, not in US airspace.

Damn, is every post on Jezebel promoting a product today?

My brother needed a kidney transplant and none of his 3 other brothers were a match. This was never even brought up as an option that I know of, I was disqualified just based on blood type.

I wouldn’t call that a “scheme”. It’s just good marketing. It’s really no different than major designers sending outrageous looks down the runway; those aren’t the clothes they’re really trying to sell.

The process was already completed, all that was left was for a judge to sign off on it to finalize it.

What! Ever!

Ugh, I hate song titles like this. It makes me think the lyrics will be the worst kind of Hallmark sentimentality.

I like him. I was probably expecting him to be more manic, which could explain me being meh about the show.

In this case we are taking about a high profile billionaire with a criminal history, likely a lot of enemies, and possibly still some unsavory business practices. The $97K salary is more for insuring discretion than it is for her housekeeping skills. That kind of stuff is pretty normal among the wealthy and powerful,…

I watched it. I wasn’t terribly impressed, I expected it to be funnier. Hotwives is much better IMO.

You know nothing about economics if you think $97K is a reasonable amount to be paid for a job where the majority of tasks can be done by your average 8 year old.

You motherfucker.

There is no way that housekeepers should be paid $97K per year. If somebody is willing to pay that, more power to them, but the job is absolutely NOT worth that kind of salary.

Sure you can. I’ve voted in eagle rock and north Hollywood and I don’t think it’s ever taken me longer than 15 minutes.