Then they can mail in an absentee ballot. It ain’t rocket science.

“The Mexican consular ID cards are great pieces of photo ID. They’re clear proof of identity.”

Cher.

Give me a break. Going to the polls to vote is no more difficult than going to the grocery store or taking the kids to the dentist. You go to a building, do your thing, and 15 minutes later you are on your way home.

No, it is not gross, it’s extremely likely. She obviously was flying well past the time doctors advise pregnant women not to fly, and her main concern was the child’s citizenship. Why would she care about that at all if she weren’t coming here specifically for that reason?

Not really. Residential and business use only accounts for 10% of the water use in the state. These water restrictions are pointless.

I’m sure most addicts thought that they were being responsible with their drug use until it spiraled out of control. I don’t understand why anybody would tempt fate that way.

This is what infuriates me about Gawker, their whole corporate attitude is that recreational drugs are fun and lighthearted. They even have a drugs sub blog. Anyone remember Jia’s oh so cute article on how to smuggle your drugs onto a plane?

Lamar just saw one of his best friends die of a drug overdose a few weeks ago, and yet here we are.

How is Ivanka Trump so attractive when her brothers are so homely? It can’t all be makeup, can it?

They’re waiting to hear back from Peter Dinklidge.

I don’t think stressing makes it any easier. Getting pregnant after they stopped trying is practically a cliche now. So best of luck to you when you stop trying to not have a baby and just enjoy the plowing.

Bite your tongue. California can’t afford his fantasy world governing, the country would implode if he was able to pull his bullshit on a national level.

The R-Word? Really?

America has turned into Springfield. Or Quahog. 9...........11.

Proof that Will Smith is really his father.

I’ve read some of the comments and I see a bunch of handwringing weenies making a mountain out of a molehill. Which is a given, since this story involves black people and language policing, two of Jezebel’s favorite outrage triggers.

You are acting like all food servers live in abject poverty and that none would do the job if they had any other options. And that is simply not the case, a lot of people make a decent living doing that job. And a lot of them would rather take their chances with tips than make $12 an hour with no tips. Because even…

The textbook clearly states “slave trade” IN THE SAME SENTENCE. It is definitely a lie to say that implies that they were merely “immigrant” workers.

Unless that one sentence is the entirety of the textbook’s information on slavery, then no, I’m not missing it. More than likely this is one sentence, pulled out of context and completely ignoring the rest of what the textbook covers. And of course people here are aghast at that, because God forbid they base their…