You can genuinely fuck yourself. After you learn how comment threads work, hopefully.

So then... It wasn’t hidden in a bible. Great reporting as usual, Jezebel.

Why would you give somebody advance notice of being fired? The potential damage they could do could be devastating.

It took me a minute to get it, but I’ll go with hilarious.

LESBOS!

The last I heard from Pink was that her daughter told her she had gotten squishy and she told her daughter that meant she was happy. Which of course was part of a story about the internet calling her fat. And, not shockingly, Pink didn’t give a fuck. She is the best.

Botulism injections? Were you drinking fermented grapes when you wrote this? Do you ask for compressed carbon at the jewelry store? Do you put churned milk on your toast?

That should tell you how tired people are of politics as usual in this country. Hopefully Trump’s popularity will have a trickle down effect and make some other politicians speak with more candor. Wouldn’t that be refreshing?

The leads will be replaced with three Latinas since Lear wants to show “three generations.”

“The officer that pulled Bland over obviously acted unprofessionally, and probably illegally and deserves to be punished.”

I’ve wondered if they actually do use the hair color on them when they film the commercials. It seems like there must be some sort of truth in advertising law that wouldn’t allow them to show the results of a completely different product. I mean, I’m sure it’s done professionally with highlights and lowlights and…

I adore Christina Applegate. That she turned Kelly Bundy into the career she’s had since is really impressive to me.

Losing a pet is awful. Stay strong. Hope this helps

You HAVE to look up the commercial on YouTube. It’s the best part of the product.

Why is this news? Ivanka, Donald Jr and Eric are proof that this happened at least 3 times.

Not at all, I think he’s really handsome.

He’s a bit more than a “DJ Dude”. He’s the highest paid DJ in the world, with a net worth of over $100 million. He’s also a bonafide pop star. In the UK he broke Michael Jackson’s record for the most top 10 singles from an album (9 from the album 18 Months). He hasn’t be as successful in the US, but he’s done pretty…

Rubie?

Suicidal white boys?

That is especially true when it comes from somebody you dated for a single month. I would feel like I dodged an AK-47 worth of bullets.