I am amazed at Abby Wambach’s resilience. I mean, she’s had to play on turf for three whole games and she hasn’t died yet. Losing to Colombia might be the only thing that keeps the entire U.S. squad from dying tragic, turf-related deaths.

Their first error was having Joe Buck and Greg Norman anchor it.

Yeah, Fox Sports had him as a par when I wrote this up. Not their first error of the tournament.

Just when I thought JR Swish couldn’t possibly be any dumber, he goes and does something like this………and totally redeems himself.

Reminds me a bit of watching Bourque raise the cup in Denver.

One time, I bet the director of a local country club $1,000 that he would slice into the woods. In a very snobby tone, he informed me that gambling was not permitted at their establishment. He followed that up by declaring that he never sliced. Predictably , he then sliced into the woods, which clearly upset him.…

Was hoping for the Bills. It would be like shining a light under the bed of the weird kid in college.

What’s next, Ferris Bueller upsetting Roger Federer?

She's slowly becoming Harriet Tubman

who the hell is he fighting? Newman from Seinfeld?

Why did the Brewers send their bat boy out to argue?

Not gonna lie, I always liked the goalie mask logo. Its probably because I absolutely loved the Might Ducks movies as a kid and loved when they changed uniforms half way through a game...because ducks fly together.

Peyton was sandwiched between Tina and JLD. That lucky fuck.

Stoner is more than making up for it

Corey Perry is the main reason I want Chicago to win this series.

It’s gonna be a little more difficult for a comment here to get a +1

From the stories I've read on deadspin today, I'm guessing we will call this a happy ending

It seems they can only afford to pay for someone to stay up late watching ONE Eastern Conference.

But not as rare as finding a hockey article on deadspin. Not like there was a game 7 that went to OT tonight or anything...

Found the Pats fan