There is so much in that interview that is just....oh yikes. Watching two men discuss this is equal parts fascinating and frustrating. For starters, I’m over any kind of “that’s not who I am” justification from men. Women know better. We know that in these moments when you lose control, you are probably more yourself…

“Senior Citizen vs Anything” doesn’t sound promising for an Indy film.

I want a scene of senior and slightly senile Indy at a retirement home bitching about Nazis in NASA, and then some orderly come by, tells him it’s time for his pills, and wheels him back to his room, while he complains like Grandpa Simpson.

This premise seems like it was really stretched to include both Harrison Ford and Nazis. I get the why for both, since the only unanimously loved Indy films are the ones where the Nazis are the bad guys and the supernatural McGuffin is a Christian artifact (maybe this time the Nazis are after the Lance of Longinus on…

I was very pleased to hear ‘Horoscope’ on this year’s tour.

I love that run-on sequence in “Horoscope”, and also the list of all that stuff on the shelves in “Hardware Store”.

I definitely agree that it’s far better than “The Saga Begins” (which I consider to be less actually clever). “Yoda” would be in my top 5 “Weird Al” songs.

Ahem...where the fuck is Fat?

It’s especially alarming because isn’t one of the new cast members nonbinary (maybe trans, but definitely goes by “they” pronouns)? Which seems pretty despicable because as a new member of the cast they’re not necessarily going to feel able to speak up and be like I don’t want anything to do with this.

Hoo boy.

I always thought it was weird that almost all of the ghosts in Ghostbusters are either zombified corpses, or weird bloated monstrosites....EXCEPT the ghost that fellates Ray in the firehouse. She’s a stone cold fox. 

Community leaders outraged!

https://www.theonion.com/community-leaders-outraged-over-porn-video-1819564329

Did Tim Robinson write this?

I thought it did, and I was itching to comment “so Murray’s not all bad”

Is it bad that this story doesn’t lower my estimation of Murray all that much? I’m roughly Green’s age, and it wasn’t at the time out of bounds for an adult to put hands on you for being rude or for simply talking back to them, and Green was being a disgusting shit boy in this situation. None of this is to say Murray…

he was about the same size.

“I haven't felt this awful since we saw that Ronald Reagan movie!"

“Terrifier 2 was so terrifying that I pooped my pants. Like, I REALLY messed ‘em... the turds came shooting out of my butt like a rocket - it propelled me in the air, and I hovered over my seat for a solid 3 seconds before someone behind me told me to sit down. Diarrhea then starting gushing down my pant legs and…

The last time I was shaking and vomiting in a theater, I was seeing the live action Cat in the Hat.

I’m a big-if casual-classical music listener and mid-20th century to contemporary music is very much my bag so I’m very onboard for this. The classical field is legendary for the atrocious behavior of composers and especially conductors (although there are many wonderful exceptions) so this sounds fascinating.