“Police officers do not get paid to get stabbed or shot,” Forcillo argued. “They are paid to go home in one piece.”

While I don’t want to make you more sad, ruining things is kind of my superpower. It has been argued that Babar is a child’s introduction to and defense of colonialism.

or even the state’s rainy-day fund, considering how crude oil prices are crashing.

Other parts of the bill include: if they can detect that a woman has had unpure thoughts about a man outside of marriage (as early as thinking the word “he”), they can cut off a hand. If they can detect she’s had unpure sexual thoughts about a man (including her husband) INSIDE a marriage, they can cut off two.

That elephant looks too much like Babar and it’s making me sad.

This shit right here is why I’m voting for whoever the fuck gets the Democratic nomination. There is too much at stake for this hyperbole that Hillary is just another republican. Tell that to my uterus assholes.

Don’t you just love it that the anti-choice movement chooses random developmental milestones to tug at people’s heartstrings? A heartbeat at 6 weeks means very little (nothing really) in terms of viability or the elusive beginning of life. GTFO with this sappy shit.

God I just love her so much. I want to give her a hug and tell her it’s all going to be okay.