The orphan-crushing machine provides valuable jobs and revenue to our community. Why do you hate job-creators?

Learning he’s short and obviously self conscious about it goes a long way to explaining why he’s also a fascist prick.

“Pay no attention to my boots, I tortured prisoners like a real man”.

I dunno, divorce seems very un-Christian. Maybe Republicans should ban that next?

I don’t know, but as bad as everything in the report was, I can’t stop chuckling about the implication that only towards the end of the first shoot did Tesfaye, aka Weeknd, seem to realize that the cult leader character wasn’t actually the hero of the show.

Come on. We all know she walked by a mirror in the restaurant she was in, didn’t like what she saw, and then attacked her own reflection...

Why does this matter?

Twenty bucks says some patriotic citizen simply flashed her the finger from across the restaurant. Poor li’l snowflake.

“Nobody wants to work anymore. I mean, these beetles aren’t gonna fruit leather themselves.”

Hold on, Trump can’t do that as speaker. That’s JFK Jr.’s job!

Santos is the obvious candidate for Republican Speaker. Who would deny the brave American Civil War veteran who led the US to triumph at Gettysburg?

I’ve got a better question... Who is Matt Healy?

A little from column A, and half dozen of the other!

Are any of those actresses particularly active in Hollywood today? I didn’t even know whether any of them were still alive.  Maybe they were the old guard 20 years ago.

Pretty sure “non-thirsty” = everyone who actually acted their way to stardom on the screen as opposed to the phone. Hell, if I was throwing a rager at my mansion, I’d want to keep the influencers out too.

Drake is a nightmare man.

delete this

lol, how? “Sure thing Mr. Putin, we’ll stop supply weapons to Ukraine is exchange for a black, queer basketball player!”

Snowflakish.

Much of the hesitancy the world saw during that faithful game seven