Ha ha I read that at first as Mayonnaise Tangerine Twat (dang dyslexia) and I honestly don’t know which one is more appropriate, though I wish that dude had already passed from gangrene about fifteen years ago, so thank you :)

Yeah that fuck clay travis and whoever else was on that thread or podcast basically paraphrasing that this is all because of participation trophies and whatnot and how its embarassing that mental health is being celebrated. Granted the team vs individual scores are a bit more complicated in terms of her dropping out…

By “loonie” you mean Marjorie Taylor Fuckface, right? 

You misspelled freedumb

I had the unfortunate experience of hearing him speak for like a 15 second snippet on Colbert or Seth Meyers I think and I have to say on top of everything else messed up about him... he’s got a very annoying voice.

Soomething something communism?

True. But, on the other hand,  pray tell, how do you take your morning poop? 

Ah. Thank you. So as much a surfboard as he is a real boy

Im still trying to wrap my head around that “surfboard”

Thank you for this. That was fucking awesome :)

Two former and current assholes?

“More at 11. Back to you, Tom."

In matching suits probably

Which, to add to the obvious moral and ethical reasons that those two are terrible dragons to chase, but they also just seem so exhausting.

“What you’re seeing and what you’re reading is not what’s happening,” -Blathering imbecile grifting even bigger, blathering imbeciles July 24th, 2018

Wait, wait wait... that mermaid documentary wasn’t real...?

Of all the slimeist motherfuckers, it’s definitely a toss up between that turd and Drumpf, as well as to which gravestone to visit first with a full bladder

Of all the slimeist motherfuckers, it’s definitely a toss up between that turd and Drumpf, as well as to which gravestone to visit first with a full bladder

Reallllllllllly hope this is sarcasm ;)

Let's get through this one first