Lizard peoples unite!

How old is this fucking guy? 

Donkey-faced mother fucker

Almost nothing worse than that guy

Peers or pee-ers?

That movie with Elliot Page and Michael Turtleface? I thought that one was Juno...?

But don’t worry. She still has normal sized hands/fingers

Maybe you’re supposed to swallow the heat lamp?

I just assumed that it was Greek gods or something

Right? Like walking into the grocery store all geared up to only get the essentials and then see Boomer Karen and Boomer Gary living their best life without any masks practically doing a runway show up and down the aisles. It’s like seriously? This is mostly for you, assholes, and you can’t even be bothered to do your…

They call me “The Creepy Badger” and I always manage to take down my enemies and own stupid “Texan” self like a cobra suffering a traumatic brain injury.

Cuz you a gentleman :) 

Or hundreds of that little white, blob, pus-looking ball thing he coughed up and then swallowed from a couple of years back?

And much like Spider-Kitty, you are certainly the hero or the villain we certainly either deserve or dont. But thank you?

thoughts and prayers

That’s assuming that his cholesterol and his now media-silent rage tantrums don’t do him in first

Ya only need an inch

ha ha “a bad standing-up day.” Whom amongst hasn’t had at least one of these? 

I would pay quite a bit to watch that thing burst out of McConnel’s throat pouch...

“new” poster