Person. Woman. Man. Camera. T.V.

Once again, God bless Mark Hamill

And don’t forget the pizzas...

On his knees or...?

And you gotta make sure they are at least white AND at least 6 foot 7 as well

Agreed and thank you for the peptalk to rattle the blanket of stunned disbelief. And like you said that was a nice 30 second breather to once again think “what the hell 2020”, but alright boys and girls- time to get back to work. We have to but we got this

Turtle Face. Daughter Fucker. Southern Belle. In that order. One allows for the other to be a shit. The other is the actual shit. The last just likes to eat shit.

Legitimate scientific question- doesn’t there technically need to be more than 3 consenting parties to make for an orgy? Asking for a friend...

And T.V.s, cameras, drama...

I think you misspelled “monsters”

I always go with “Your guardians” but I like “your grown-ups” even more :)

I like where your head’s at :)

Yeah, you know, A.G. Judge Jeanine Pirro does have a certain hellish ring to it

It’s starting to get a bit old by now but there really is a tweet for every occasion

I woulda thunk that he would have just picked the lady on Fox with the judge either in her name or associated with her name. Pirro or Pierro or something...? You know -the drunk one  

cuh-ckain?

But without the bleach and the Lysol how would you know that it works?

I'd buy this shirt

Trump pees in the groover