This. So much this, multiplied by the opposite of Trumps tiny pecker makes it the *chef’s kiss* perfection of an insult

Starred because of the joke, not because of ma Rusky because that’s some bull shit still and fuck trump, forever and always

I believe their names are spelled Bookes and Manuels

It's called a cordial!

Or given that this is 2020, what if it’s actually your evil alter ego trying to take over your life...? Please be careful out there

Stop fucking demons?

Thoughts and prayers!

All I could think of when I read “Deliverance Minister” was banjos, which is actually pretty on par with Not Ivanka

But didnt you know that he was the best, young. most perfect baseball player in New York growing up. Probably wouldve gone pro if he had really wanted to. Could throw a baseball over the Empire State Building and all the way to the Appalachain

How does one get into the celebrity horse selling biz, anyways?

Ha ha thats awesome.  

That poor, poor horse

Daaaa bigot

This is such a good point. And hee hee- cockwombles :)

He’s probably already shot covid in the face

Good luck on your journey my friend. It seems like you’re doing pretty darn well

But seriously... fuck the lakers.

And obviously because he is the most perfect, beautiful, expert, perfect pitcher thats ever been a pitcher whose pitched. Just beautiful and perfect.

Maybe they shouldve named it Hand-It-Off-To-Marshawn Harrison  Wilson instead

I honestly thought they were the same, chinless white dude