Another great option for donating your gently-used paperbacks is to give them to a prison book charity. That will virtually guarantee that your book will have another life after it leaves your home. The work I’ve done volunteering for one of these organizations is among the most rewarding I’ve ever done, and we often…

At least you’ve got Avatar on the list. My god...such a terrible screenplay: completely cliched plot, cardboard characters, and so utterly predictable with how the cliches played out, that you’d most likely would’ve fallen asleep in the theater. (I nearly did.)

nah, all the fancy paint in the world cant make up for the lackluster, cliché ridden dog shit story that is Avatar. its a less compelling Fern Gully ffs.

Or, get a trtl travel pillow.  Google it.  If you use travel pillows, you’ll thank me.

I used to weigh a lot more than I do now (like 80 pounds, give or take). I didn’t diet to get that; I changed my food plan. Yeah, it’s semantics, but “dieting” has that stigma of deprivation (can’t have this!) where a food plan is inclusive (look at all the things you can have!). Just not everything.

Virginia might disagree.

23 Skiddoo!

the tip about rewarding your co-conspirator raccoons with tiny peanut butter sandwiches seems oddly specific, like it was written by a raccoon

I drag my deep freezer out into the driveway and use a power washer because I don’t have the proper license to purchase explosives. But my definition of “frost” actually means “solid block of ice”.

I just had Panda Express’ Orange Chicken sandwich over the weekend and it changed my life

♫ American Pickers, stay away from me

I’m going to have to keep that in mind, thank you so much for telling me. 

The terms aren’t interchangeable, tin foil is not aluminum foil.  

Everything I’ve read about the new (2020-) Sentra suggests that it’s quite nice and very much in the hunt in its admittedly competitive segment, so I have my doubts about difficulty selling them—besides which, circling back to the point of the article, you could probably sell rusty Studebakers into this market.

Whenever (if ever) this pandemic is over, I am going to rent a cabin, buy some groceries (lots) and invite my kids for an Eat Like Claire vacation.

I’ve been the person that both the parent (my sister) and grandparent (my mom) have both vented to about this topic. What I found helped both is saying “I think you are viewing this as a lack of respect, and I don’t think that’s the case.”

Step 1: If you see a toilet in a dream, always trust it. 

Look I had the same feeling of this being the medical version of “my black friend” but an army of white guys would have been met with craziness too.

Nothing gets kids more excited than re-gifted merch bearing incoherent slogans created by someone whose second language is English and who doesn’t give a shit about anything except her legacy stipend.

Better yet, do both. Give it 45 seconds to a minute in the microwave first (depending on your machine & how many slices.) Just enough to start softening the top, rather than fully melting it. Then transfer it to the pan. It goes more quickly that way, plus it makes it easier to get the cheese melted without…