So it glides over most surfaces, but can it support my weight? If not, FAIL.

That's better than Verizon in the US. $50 only gets you 4gb of data (excluding the current promotion which is still only 8).

Can have for Android please.

He's a douche, but I must say if I was him, I'd do the same thing. The people want dividends not voting rights. plus it was his decision to go public in the first place, it's not like it wasn't already profitable.

Damn, Britney looked good back then.

Yes.

Looks like I need to cancel my Gym membership.

Or BIG, I carry my cash in one back pocket and cards in the other. I do this so I don't eventually get a card/money pattern in my pants pocket, that 12.5mm think thing would cause just that.

Did the Intern do that bad?

And How!

What will they do next?

SO let me see if I understand this correctly, Amazon is doing great. Regardless of how you classify it they are doing great. I could project that I can jump 10 feet straight up, and then if I only jump 5 feet, that's still awesome.

I thought a star exploding would be brighter.

Forget the beer kit, I picked up one of those solar chargers for $5, even if it sucks, it was only $10 total after shipping. Worth a try, thanks Giz.

That's awesome, the shoes not so much.

That explains my situation to a T.

They did, but it's way more expensive and according to the description, very short.

OMG, They must make a universal micro USB charger for the Android users, I want to go to there.

The only passwords that aren't easy for me to remember are my work passwords, because the systems we use require just ridiculous stupid passwords, so I writwe them down.

A very unnecessary, yet very entertaining list. :)